The Puss Club!

Welcome to the Puss Club's Fake and Unreal Parody web page! We have the best and greatest airplanes, the most wonderful mechanics, and the greatest safety record of any flying club holding parking space 7P8. We are by far, the best, and you really ought to join us.

Our President Al, and our Chief Maintenance Officer Curious George (also known as "Beep Beep") wish to show you our fleet, and explain our maintenance procedures.

Latest Solo!The Puss Club congratulates our latest solo student!

Eric Goon has finally soloed the club's really big airplane that none of us remember the name of. He successfully landed to the sound of applause from the cheering fans. Who eagerly awaited his landing with breathless anticipation.

Unfortunately, the aircraft will be out of service for about a week since Capital P Aviation seems to have run out of epoxy and those little bubble things you get when you buy lots of mail order stuff. They say they need it to keep things at just the right crunch.

As an aside, club members need to know that the Windsock Airpark Management has decided to curtail club member flights for a short time. This is in no way related to the small crater where the numbers used to be. The scheduling system reflects this change. You will be allowed to schedule on the second blue moon of any given month.

The Puss Club Fleet

The Puss Club uses only the absolute best of all aircraft. And here they are:

We are proud to own this beautiful Bonanza. This lovely aircraft has been certified as airworthy by the best mechanics at Capital P (they're not just a small p, they're a LOT of P). Do not be alarmed at the annual date of 1984. We are assured by the best aviation attorneys that we are exampt from annual inspections due to our safety record. Only highly advanced members of the club (those who are flying solo WITH endorsement) may pilot this aircraft.

Our New Interior! We are so proud of the work our crack mechanics at Capital P Aviation! They have done a lot of wonderful work on this, and we're ready for all of our members to fly the airplane as soon as possible. It's back on line. Schedule today!

This excellent Cherokee is our student aircraft. As you can see, it is beautifully maintained by our friends at Capital P. The Puss Club is proud to confirm that ANYONE may fly this aircraft. Having a membership is optional. We pride ourselves on our ability to let the common man solo this aircraft. We are assured that the normal FAA rules for student operations do not apply to us.

The Puss Club is certified under the NTSB's Program of Special Education to operate outside all normal rules imposed by any federal entity. We received this honor by filing more ASRS reports than any other pilots in the history of aviation. Our contributions to General Aviation are also appreciated by the FAA who awarded us the coveted ValuJet Award and our very own FAA inspector permanently assigned to our club.

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